August 2010
“Well now all I want for dinner is pussy!”
– Kenna! (Faith just stole Kenna’s iPhone, and yes Kenna did just say that.)
“You know, I don’t have to censor myself around him at all. Except for who I last...”
YOU JUDGE THE WRONG THINGS.
Note[s] to Self...
- Stop puking on your scarves. (Especially when they’re from France.) And remember a god damn hair tie.
- Don’t leave a full pack of cigarettes on the top of your car, only to drive away in a frenzy.
- *Drink more water.
- Don’t sleep with people whose roommates you frequently hang out with.
- Take more probiotics. And minerals. And vitamins, in general.
- *Be nicer to my cat.
- Make...
“Sexual desire isn’t the only thing that women have been limited on. We’re...”
– season of the bitch - Female Desire Week: What do I want? (via amberlrhea)
Amber! Thanks! :) Mah ego, it is getting inflated today. AND I LIKE IT.
(via champagnecandy)
“Sexual desire isn’t the only thing that women have been limited on. We’re...”
– season of the bitch - Female Desire Week: What do I want? (via amberlrhea)
Amber! Thanks! :) Mah ego, it is getting inflated today. AND I LIKE IT.
(via champagnecandy)
“Hahaha sweetie - life is not meant to make sense, and trying to make sense of it...”
– Jacqueline Frasca
The Whiskey Monologues: SHE'S NOT REALLY MY TYPE,... →
Once upon a time, not so long ago you told me in not so explicit terms that I had no reason to be jealous of her.
We were both drunk; stumbling down the sidewalk that lead us to your house, a feat that had become too common during those few months. Amidst our giggling, drunken banter you turned…
God damn… I wish this didn’t so accurately convey the way I feel lately.
The Brilliant, Uncensored Music Video of "Lust for... →
Me: He's not my boyfriend.
Faith: But you ate cheese in front of him.
The Whiskey Monologues: REPETITIVE ONE NIGHT STAND →
I wake up with a vodka induced headache, and the extreme urge to hydrate myself. Rolling over, in plain view I see the evidence of last night’s mistakes: A crumpled up McDonald’s bag. I always give into unnecessary drunken munchies. My dignity tossed onto the floor next to the little white…
“Seriously… you have no idea how hard it is to be an alcoholic, AND a teenager.”
– Isabelle Taylor
An Overview of My Trip to Gay Paris. →
Internet blogging - at least, the classy way to do it - is unfamiliar to me. I thought I’d break myself into it by attempting to record the summer of 2010 in a forum of its own.
It seems only appropriate that I open with some images from my trip to France. My mother and I traveled there from June…
“Wake up in the morning with a head like ‘What ya done??’
This used to be the life, but I don’t need another one…”
“I slapped some mean ass the other night. I can’t remember where, but I...”
– Andre Keys
“(Guides hand to nipple) Do you feel that? Can we close the window?”
– Zach Engkraf
“I’ve flirted with the addictive properties of cocaine…”
– Gavin
The Whiskey Monologues: CAN I GET A SHOT OF... →
I flick my cigarette out of the sunroof and divert my attention from the road for a moment to watch fragments of fire stream through the night sky. It’s a typical Tuesday evening and I’m headed to the same hole-in-the-wall bar that I always go to. I park in the same spot downtown, jaywalk…
